A raven.
I am considering Toyota's response to my latest settlement proposal. Look for more definitive news about the situation sometime next week. Meanwhile, enjoy a little riddle.
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
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"Have you guessed the riddle yet?" the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.
"No, I give it up," Alice replied. "What's the answer?"
"I haven't the slightest idea," said the Hatter.
"Nor I," said the March Hare.
Alice sighed wearily. "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers."